Okay guys. Here's the URL to my secret weapon:
http://gizmodo.com/5987009/the-easy-cheap-way-to-build-a-kick+ass-bbq-pit-in-your-backyard
Oh, you'll need a football helmet and shoulder pads before you try this. The dentist will have my new bridge ready next Thursday, and the cast comes off in two weeks. Damn, you know, it's hard as hell to type with a broken wrist. :-\ But, I got my Big Daddy. Everything said, "It was worth it."