I'm of mixed emotions here. Kuwait, is a no Pork country. So of course I dream of forbidden fruit, real pork bacon. All you can find in the stores here is beef or turkey bacon. In my position it is hard to imagine anyone actually wanting beef bacon, if they were able to get the real stuff.
However, after looking at what you produced, I just might have to give it a try and see if it pacifies my divergent desires.