How to Smoke Tofu

[Mr.Ed]

How to Smoke Tofu

1. Take one sealed package of tofu. Walk over to the garbage can and throw it out!

2. Take some meat and place in the smoker.

See that was a simple recipe.

 

[DivotMaker]

Perfect!  I couldn't have written it better myself!  Didn't even need to brine it first...how simple is THAT?!!

 

[jcboxlot]

Just tweeted that one to start the blow torch of comments.

 

[NDKoze]

LOL! When I saw the subject of this thread I was thinking of all kinds of snarky smart-a$$ed comments I could make while still trying to be somewhat respectful if you were serious. I am glad you weren't serious. It might have brought a tear to my eye imagining a block of tofu in a smoker. 

 

[dibiase]

LOL, this post many my day.  ;D ;D

 

[Mr.Ed]

My wife keeps asking me if I've seen her tofu.

Is it missing honey? :-\

 

[Grampy]

Mr. Ed, I originally skipped over this post when I first saw it. I thought WTH? Why would anyone want to smoke tofu to begin with? I laughed when I finally did click on the post to read it. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[SconnieQ]

Don't skip any posts from Mr.Ed

 

[BedouinBob]

You could have put some honey on as a binder but that would have been disrespectful to the bees.  8)

 

[GarthMN]

Haha!  How can you tell if someone's a vegan?  Don't worry, they'll let you know.

 

[old sarge]

That 'recipe' gave me a case of the chuckles. Thanks!

 

[DivotMaker]

LOL! When I saw the subject of this thread I was thinking of all kinds of snarky smart-a$$ed comments I could make while still trying to be somewhat respectful if you were serious. I am glad you weren't serious. It might have brought a tear to my eye imagining a block of tofu in a smoker. 

My thoughts, exactly!

 

[Pork Belly]

You would not believe the volume of smoked Tofu we sell. It's not for me but Folks that eat like that think it's great.

I have tried what we sell and can honestly say it is the best tofu I have ever had, albeit the only tofu I have ever tasted. 

 

[Mr.Ed]

and can honestly say it is the best tofu I have ever had, albeit the only tofu I have ever tasted.

Brian,
That right there is funny... Cant blame you for selling smoked tofu to the vegans, their money still buys meat.

I made this Emoji to scare away vegans:

 

[TexasSMK]

You got me!  Thanks for the great recipe!

 

[Perkolater]

Thats funny right there now ;D ;D

Mr. Ed strikes again!

 

[DivotMaker]

Love the Smoker Bug, Ed!  ;D ;D ;D And, Brian's lucky to have a market that'll buy that crap!  Pretty sure that would never fly, at any BBQ joint in my neck of the woods!  Hahaha!